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Fight Fat + Fake Fit

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Q. How is it that chocolate cakes can pat you on the back? after cutting them up into bite-size pieces?
A. Then know they're killing you, now from the inside!!!  (Write to your congressman)

         Our hamburger heads will take over the world.
         We are fat?  And we like it?

We are fat and we like it.

         We're like it !


We can be flighty and think only of ourselves.
When our hips swing one way

         One day I'll rule the world !!

and swinging toward the other

         I'm the center of the universe   .

                  This chocolate cake can slide around and take its own control:
                  it inflates my hip; tragically skewing performance toward the baking aisle.
                  slipping under my feet – it sends me sliding vicariously through life.


[R.P.]...Audience, say it with me !! ...
[All]...W e  h a v e  a  w a y  t o  f i g h t  b a c k  !  !
[R.P.]...That's right !  We have a way to fight back !
[All]...(cheering)
[R.P.]...With the Ronco Personal Dehydrator™ you too can...

                  (Ron hold finger in air)


[All]...Fight Fat & Fake Fit ! !


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